Chipotle!!!!!

I haven't updated this blog in a few days! In more interesting news that most of the world probably doesn't care about: I got food poisoning from Chipotle over the weekend! Since moving to South Carolina (from Orange County, CA), Hollie and I have been trying to find something to remind us of home. The nearest Chipotle was only 20 minutes away in California time. However the average speed limit here is around 35-40 mph so it takes twice as long!

We made the drive and it was totally worth it... for the next 9 hours. On hour #10, I sounded like a zombie searching for fresh brains in the toilet. That continued every hour for about 9 hours! By the time I finished my one man puking party, I had lost about 10 lbs and was completely dehydrated. My body was weaker than ever before and that's weak! I've been in bed for the past day and a half slowly recovering and it sucks.

Here's the worst part: Hollie was so graceful with her food poisoning that you would never guess that she was sick at all! She still looked pretty like always! I envy that because I wasn't even the best looking guy at my one man puking party! Curse you and your good looks, Hollie!

With all that said, I am still recovering, Hollie is fine, and we're not going to be eating at Chipotle for a long time. And yes, I did call and let them know. Now on to more sleep!

Scientology Ad? Seriously? Haha!

This is great! I added Google AdSense to cryingwife.com the other day. I can't check the ad on my on computer because it blocks my IP to prevent me from refreshing the page to get more hits. Someone notified me that it's a scientology ad! Hahaha!

I'm openly Christian and not a big fan of bashing other beliefs. So I wont be doing that here. I do think it's funny that they went with Scientology on this one. Does anyone know if it's random? How do they decide what ad to display? This made my day :)

UPDATE: I went through and disabled the religious ads on my Google AdSense account. No more scientology ads :(

Hollie Laughing for Once

A bunch of people wanted me to upload a video of Hollie laughing. I went through a bunch of our home movies and thought this one was pretty funny. Just something different! *Oh and I think I got the date wrong. This happened in 2008 :)

Favorite Ninja Comments

Awhile back I created a website for a ministry I made up called, Ninjas4Christ. The idea was simple: "Ninjas sharing the Gospel while roundhouse kicking you in the face." Of course it's a joke and all in good fun. Being a believer in Big J, I see it as a way for people to get a good laugh and see that church isn't always boring and lame :)

Not just anyone can get into Ninjas4Christ. You must first pass a series of tests before you can enter the site. Be very wise from the start! Once you're in, you can join the ministry via a contact page. Here are a few of my favorite comments left by people joining Ninjas4Christ:

1. With my yellow power-wheelchair, I have advantages that mere Ninja skills alone don't afford. Because of the power-chair, robots mistake me for one of their own -- a fatal mistake. Zombies (like many non-zombies) don't think of the disabled as fully human, and therefore don't percieve me as a threat -- zombie eliminated. Pirates can never seem to get a bead on me -- I believe this is due to a combination of my Ninja quickness, low profile, and the pirate's eye-patch (which seem to seriously screw-up their depth perception).

If you still have any doubts, as to my abilities, then consider this question: When was the last time you heard of any serious havoc being wreaked by zombies, pirates, or robots in the state of Georgia?

2. I am not a pirate, I am really a ninja. AAAARRRRRRRrrrrrr cough cough... I mean... I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

3. And on the fifth day, God created ninjas. And it was good. And stealthy.

Haha! It's really fun to see that people like this. If you want to see if you're ninja enough to join, I invite you to check it out (No pirates, zombies, or robots please).

NINJAS4CHRIST.COM

Time to name drop :)

So I'm sitting at me desk, working of a few projects, and all the sudden my inbox gets flooded with messages from cryingwife.com! I'm used to a few hundred a day, but I'm talking about thousands in just a few hours! A bunch of people on the site notified me that (name drop #1) Alyssa Milano sent a tweet out about our videos :) She was even nice enough to send a tweet to me saying, "@pstech I love your Hollie videos!!! Just tweeted the site. Never watch E.T. with her." and "@pstech Tell her I think she's adorable!" That was super nice! We really like Alyssa (first name basis now ;-) jk) and that really made our day!

I then got a text from my good friend (name drop #2) Josh Griffin over at More Than Dodgeball and theforce.net. He's not as good looking as Alyssa Milano, but he's still worth a name drop! He's a huge fan of the site and told me that... (name drop #3).... Justin Timberlake was tweeting about the website! What? Awesome! I go to find out later that he posted it on his blog of the day.

Hollie had the biggest smile when I told her (should have filmed it). Neither of us were looking for this much attention, but why not ride the internet wave while you can, right? It's fun! We'll enjoy it while it lasts :) Maybe we'll make some money and sell her tears on eBay ;)