Why Blog?

I've wanted to start a blog for the longest time, but a few things were holding me back:

1. Do I have anything interesting to say?
Answer: Mostly likely not.

2. Do I have anything to contribute to the world of blogging?
Answer: (see answer to #1)

3. How many people would actually follow my blog?
Answer: Probably three. Half of which are bots. Yes, I said half.

4. Judging by my answers to the first three questions, do I seriously think that I'm not wasting my time by blogging?
Answer: HECK YES I DO!!!!

With all that said.... my blog begins...... wait for it...... wait for it...... NOW!