Favorite Ninja Comments

Awhile back I created a website for a ministry I made up called, Ninjas4Christ. The idea was simple: "Ninjas sharing the Gospel while roundhouse kicking you in the face." Of course it's a joke and all in good fun. Being a believer in Big J, I see it as a way for people to get a good laugh and see that church isn't always boring and lame :)

Not just anyone can get into Ninjas4Christ. You must first pass a series of tests before you can enter the site. Be very wise from the start! Once you're in, you can join the ministry via a contact page. Here are a few of my favorite comments left by people joining Ninjas4Christ:

1. With my yellow power-wheelchair, I have advantages that mere Ninja skills alone don't afford. Because of the power-chair, robots mistake me for one of their own -- a fatal mistake. Zombies (like many non-zombies) don't think of the disabled as fully human, and therefore don't percieve me as a threat -- zombie eliminated. Pirates can never seem to get a bead on me -- I believe this is due to a combination of my Ninja quickness, low profile, and the pirate's eye-patch (which seem to seriously screw-up their depth perception).

If you still have any doubts, as to my abilities, then consider this question: When was the last time you heard of any serious havoc being wreaked by zombies, pirates, or robots in the state of Georgia?

2. I am not a pirate, I am really a ninja. AAAARRRRRRRrrrrrr cough cough... I mean... I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU!!

3. And on the fifth day, God created ninjas. And it was good. And stealthy.

Haha! It's really fun to see that people like this. If you want to see if you're ninja enough to join, I invite you to check it out (No pirates, zombies, or robots please).

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